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22/9/2014

Good morning dear readers, the paperwork is now in order and I will make a start later but for now I have quite a bit of work on my plate with the business, have to make my weekly payment to HMRC (wouldn't want our Lizzy running short of a few bob, poor thing has all those grand kids we need to keep) and then on to see a landlord in Cheltenham to sign a new lease and on to Bristol for new equipment, can’t believe how much fruit machines cost these days, busy old day.

In braking news I can report that RetroRacer resident thug and daughter are to star in a new movie “Gorillas getting Pissed: revenge of the Yam-yams” filming will start early next year but for now the two stars will return to their wintering quarters at West Midlands Safari Park. In other movie news it is rumored that the “Fick lorry driver, Yo Cor Edit a Scrolling message Monda” will take the lead role in a new production of “Never let a Deigo by” it is believed his/her many years of experience driving his/her lorry through Spain made him/her the perfect choice for the Gay Extravaganza, good luck sweetie.

See you all at Blackbush.

Wyatt

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Mad? What Me, I don't think so.

19/9/2014

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You won’t have long to wait, my assistant will be here in the morning and should have everything in date order, ship shape and Bristol fashion by Monday and I will make a start.

I have no doubt I have been portrayed as being Mad, Nuts and such like by those who have most to hide, this is not new, they with the help of a few minion slugs and a Faux Chairman have been doing this for a while , you can take it from me I am not Mad or Nuts just fed-up of these unpleasant twats lying about me and that goes for the RetroRacer crew also, these (loosely termed) Guys have done their very best to bad mouth me in an attempt to pull the wool over your eyes and distract you from their real goal, I will tell you all about it soon but for now all you need to do is get on eBay and start looking for a Tony-kart EVK, sure it’s a 2014 but it will be Retro (retro [réttrō] adj modeled on something from past) by the end of the season and look what you get, Suede Steering Wheel, Digital Rev Counter, Comfy Seat, Water-cooled Engine , Electric Start and Acres of Poncy Plastic for all your Shinny Stickers.
The Vintage and Historic Karters will be able to smile soon because all those guys who jumped into the Classic Class and leave the Vintage and Historic karts for dead will get the same treatment as soon as the “RETRO” karters provide enough profit to get rid of them.

I don’t care whether any of you lot like me, it’s not like anyone as been in-touch so I won’t miss you, that’s not fair there as been two members who have kept in-touch and just recently another as emailed me with his concerns, I do believe he is one of the only members to say what he is thinking and I have an enormous amount of respect for him, I can’t name him in this Blog for fear he to will be labelled a Nutter just for speaking his mind, keep reading, “the truth will out” I'm not Mad just passionate about Vintage and Historic Karts.

Wyatt

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Look Mum no hands

18/9/2014

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While I'm waiting for the young lady who helps me with the scanning of photos and such to call round this weekend with her offer of help sorting all the paperwork I have accumulated I thought I would go through some of my picture files and add a few photos, I found some great stuff regarding Engines and have started to add a few, I also found the photograph below, guess who the driver popping his brains back in is, got it, no, well it's none other than the old Tyre salesman and Vice President of the C.I.K Mr. Kees Van De Grint, that's right the Guy that says historic karts are too dangerous to race. Only when you are on the track Mr Van De Grint.

Imagine, your committee dropped the best race series in Europe just to suck-up to him and accepted an invitation that excluded the largest part of the clubs membership just to impress, Wow, I think they have their seat in his little cabal.

I will add more pictures later today.

Wyatt

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Boring P.F.I

15/9/2014

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Had a bit of a mad weekend, managed to ban myself from the forum and have had to contact the provider to un-ban me, what a Plonker, back of the class for me.

Hope you guys have had a good look at the Vintage Brazilian Karting Film, GREAT isn’t it.

Now have a look at the PFI Vintage kart demo on YouTube, no links on this site for that embarrassing video, so boring I wanted to gnaw my arm off, poke out my eyes with a sharp stick, couldn’t wait for it to end.

You guys that attended, you should be ashamed of yourselves, first of all for excepting an invitation that excluded Gearbox Karts, even from a static display and then for putting on a piss poor demo, you looked like a bunch of old fart on an economy run, you did nothing for the image of historic karting, in-fact you have set the cause back a 100 years; one things for sure you will never make Musketeers, what do they say “All for one and one for All” and what was it all for, so the Mr Brinkworth’s could suck up to Van De Grint of the CIK.

Ask yourselves, did your committee ask it’s members if it was okay to drop the race series so they could pursue a seat on a CIK working group and kiss Mr Parilla’s backside at the same time? You can all join in that when you go for another practice session at Jesolo next year, you can guarantee that's all they will be talking about from the end of the season on.

You guys that attended PFI need a Brazilian before you go to Jesolo, your Bikini Lines looking a bit FUZZY!!!

Gearbox karters, you didn’t miss much, what a boring circuit, looks like the design was a primary school project, you guys should form your own club if the class1 guys can’t show any loyalty.

I have had a lot of emails from un-happy members who have said that the club as not been as good since it stopped the racing, DON’T TELL ME, USE YOUR VOTE AT THE AGM and get rid of this committee, they are not fit for purpose.

By the way, when I resigned the club had £10,000 plus in the bank, what have they spent it on? Not a descent video promoting Historic Karting that’s for sure.

Wyatt

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I'm Getting There

12/9/2014

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First I must say thank you to the guy who started all the interest in Vintage and Historic karts and that would be Roger Norman. Roger brought his karts to Shenington way back when, I think first time was in 1998.

Thank You Roger you’re a STAR.

Now, one thing I have to tell you all is I have always been a bit of a hoarder, I still have paperwork in my loft from the first limited company I set up in 1967 and I have EVERY copy of agendas, Minutes, financial statements and emails from my time as Chairman of the club, so I can prove everything I say in this Blog, I am just putting them into date order and will give you dates and where necessary I will scan the important ones and add them to the Blog.
I am short on time these days so it may take a while and I won’t start until I have everything in order.

It is my intention to show to you the run-up to my resignation and all the lies and smoke screens put up by the Slugs of the committee, I use the word Slugs as this best describes the spineless and slimy bastards and their minions, A Cornucopia of Slugs.

As for RetroRacer I intend to show how these bastards screwed me and in the most despicable way you can imagine culminating in being attacked by their resident thug at Rye House and then threatened by his little girl, at this point you may want to keep in mind I am a non-violent sixty three year old, I’m disabled with a lung disease, I have difficulty going for my togger when I want a wee, yet this lying thug told the police and members that I went for him, what I did do was to look him in the eyes a call him a two-faced liar, must have hit a nerve, he tried to choke me and push me onto the circuit while a race was going on and a dummy grid full of witnesses just stood there and said nothing, puts me in mind of the three wise monkeys.

Certain members at Rye House were so scared of having their bottoms spanked they refused an offer of free advertising for their stickers and tanks on this website, what mugs, this is the busiest historic karting site in the UK, I guess I will have to get stickers made, pile them high and sell them cheap.

So why after all this time, well, I have not spoke to ANYONE about these dastardly deeds, there is not one member who can say that I have bad mouthed them in any way and that’s because I only speak to two of them and they have never asked, however it as come to my attention that these tossers just can’t leave me alone, they have done their best to eliminate me from the records and as I don’t have the right of reply on their forums it time to set the record straight and then they may just button their lips. By the way, I will offer to pay rent for the space I occupy in their tiny minds, all they need to do is jump into a Mini bus (that’s all of them) come and finish the job shit for brains and his daughter started, they have my address.

I have never sort any kind of financial benefits or a seat on some pox doctors working group, those that do put your interest at the back of the queue while they chew on the gristle of the CIK.

They are weak little slugs who allow their members to set the cut-off dates, NOW 1988, wow what next a complete ban on gearbox karts? So why was Gearbox karting never given International status, could it be that the Engines where made in Spain? We will examine this question in more detail later but for now you guys should refresh your memories with a re-visiting of the FISA/FOCA WAR just Google it I think it provides a few clues.

You may also want to consider why the CIK don’t want to see a competitive historic series.
Season in KF1 £20,000 plus, a season in a competitive historic series Just a few thousand pounds, that right, working class kids can afford it and it faster, sexier the karts handle better and last longer, you are also less likely to sustain any serious injury. just take a look at the YouTube video below.

Finally I don’t have a good word to say about any of these Arsholes, they should have left me alone, if it offends you don’t read this Blog, it’s not like you have offered any support, IS IT.

Wyatt

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